Wednesday, September 13, 2006
9:19 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
5TH post in this blog.
(...)
AHHHHH!!! Gooey, mind-sucking, bluish imagination thingy
talking in my head!!(... this guy sure is descriptive.)
Must...Resist...Temptation to... Smack
thingy in my head... *hits own head with the nearby table*
Ouch... But at least the evil imagination thingy is gone.
The randomness army triumphs once again!!!*FFVII victory sound*
Now let me grab some pie and-
(no I'm not gone)
...
...
...*Runs around the house screaming ''evil imagination thingy in
my head'' for no good reason*
Ahh forget it. Stupidnastyevilimaginationthingyimgonnagetyousomeday...
Today's paper is Elementary Mathematics Paper 1 and Biology
Paper 1 and 2.
Mathematics was ok. But the Biology paper caused me to hate biology
slightly.*flashback*
It was a sunny day in RaNdOmland, and the people were happy.
Suddenly, a freakin' big meteor came and crashed into
RaNdOmland and everyone died. The end.
But wait, there is something else there.(OMFG UBER P10T TW15T!!!)
Zooming in the local RaNdOm orphanage,(Giving a child away
keeps the teachers away.) a small and weak hand slowly pushes
its way out of the rubble. Slowly, but surely, the child of not more
than 3 years old climbs out and starts facing the cold, harsh world, alone
in RaNdOmland. It starts crying... ''Where is mommy... Where daddy...
Where here...*sniff*'' As the poor child was crying, a unbelieveably large biology
textbook came and hit the child. The end.
Thats what happened to my brain cells during the exam. First page, menstrual stuff. And
I was like ''ZOMG WTFPWN''. 6 marks immigrated from
RaNdOmland. I pondered on how to get more foreign marks.
I thought and thought... Should I implement some reduced taxes...
Or maybe invite some Multinational Company to work in
Singapore and maybe bring their workers to live here...
I thought and thought... For days and nights it has been...
Ideas, plans , proposals... All of them came and went. None
was feasible at all. Easier granting of citizenship, education
packages for foreign children... All of them were crap.
In the end we settled with this.
I nailed a signpost in Japan. The sign reads ''Human
stupidity is breeding. Come down to RaNdOmland and start breeding!!''
Within an half and hour, at least about 62 marks came and settled here.
(just an estimation)
End of blog post.
Persistent eh?
Why don't you just cross the X on the upper left of this window..
Go away you freak!!!
*runs off screaming for no reason and grabs some pie on the way*
juz a loner-`< ...and stuff>