Wednesday, November 15, 2006
10:30 AM
at the arcade. We noticed it at the same time. The words ''World of Warcraft TCG''
was smack right in front of us, forcing us into a state of panic.
Various thoughts were ''I CAN'T believe it!!'', ''HOLY SHIT!!''
''This is so AWESOME!!'', etcetera.
What went through my particular mind was ''Oh god... This can't be happening...''
At that point of time, I actually WAS in a state of euphoria, proved by immediately going
to a certain hairy friend's house of absolutely no hair's worth and printing out 60(!)
pictures of fake cards. Tha 6 pages of white paper.Now, I fully understand that the ''game'' is
nice and all, with random fairies and whatnot, I now realize my folly
of buying the card game and ''forcing'' my merry band to follow suit.
First off, I deduced that the company invented this ''warcraft'' are money-grubbing
assholes. Here are some of their products.
Starcraft(that insanely popular RTS game that make player's eyes go goo-goo)
Diablo I and II+expansion(Oh jesus this RPG is so well-known that if you do not know this gay
game, you must have been living under a rock for the past... I don't know, 10 years??)
And finally, Warcraft. I'm not going to go into the other, more useless shitty garbage.
Warcraft. A household name every gamer and their mother knows about. Hell, even their
mother's mother(That will be their grandmother) knows about it, and play regularly with
their wrinkled and ill-stricken hands. Since 1994, Warcraft has taken the world by storm.
Those little pixeled characters running around screaming ''FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING
HORDE!!''(horde) and...Er... Oh nevermind, the alliance doesn't have any particularly
memorable warcry. They get slaughtered before they could whine for their mother.
Magical spells, nifty-looking swords are pass-and-parcel at that time, what with
Dungeons and Dragons and whatnot. Why did people enjoy looking at little pixled
characters, and ordering them to death?? Reason: These people needed
to escape the truth that they are actually miserable pieces of shit. And Blizzard
has kindly provided them a way to nirvana. Warcraft.
Multiple releases of the game ensued. Warcraft II and its expansion as well as
Warcraft III and its expansion. Thats a total of 5 games released for, including
expansions and the original. So shut up and die already. By the way, my definition
of a ''expansion'' is : a lousy way to prolong a existence of a shitty game that is
about to die a miserable death. So, I wouldn't want to count the expansions but
seeing that fanboys would kill me if I did not, I just had to. Yes, I admit that
the games were vastly improved on since the first game. However, that shitty
''RPG element'' in Warcraft deserves to be caught, whipped, roasted and
subsequently tossed in a pool of bubbling acid, and have its eyes gouged out.
Strategy games should remain as strategy games, and no I do not think that
a particular unit having a few measly skills should be called a hero.
We should call them ''Pussies that have graphically good but technically bad
skills and which die every now and than''. If I want to play a RPG, I would buy a
RPG GAME, but when I buy a strategy game, I want to play a STRATEGY
GAME.
When the fart of ''RPG elements'' was nearly gone, Blizzard HAD to go on and
publish it into a shitful box of sin, humbly called ''World of Warcraft''.
A Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game(MMORPG),
it has captured the hearts of nerds and idiots alike. Just in time, might I add.
This game was released in a time when MMORPGs appealed to freaks and
mentally-challenged people, and judging from the popular response, I think it
is safe to say that there are indeed more fools than smart people.
What, playing with your nerdy self is not enough. You HAVE TO play with
other nerdy, and stupid people. I shitted myself at the awesomeness of
MMORPGs.
All MMORPGs are the same. Mages will have firebolt(Trust me. I stupidly played
MMORPGs before). Warriors will wield their sword like a maniac. Rogues will
be emo and no one likes emo. Fact: ALL MMORPGs(God I hate typing this)
are the SAME!!Differences are only on graphics and other technical stuff.
Whats worse, another similarity is that they CHARGE YOU MONTHLY
to play with other nerds. Blood pressure. Rising. Nonstop.
Millions around the world paid money to play with other nerds in
World of Warcraft. But no, Blizzard feels that they should mercilessly rape the
name of Warcraft, and announced another expansion for the MMORPG.
Nonono, its still not enough, they said. We have to release a CARD GAME to milk
all the money of our customers. I know, a pimpled-employee said, we could
force them to buy it as it will have super rare ''loot cards'' to supplement
their already foolish online addiction which has like a million to one chances of
getting it. And thus, a card game was born to cheat the money out
of their faithful consumers. The card game is mutilating the name of warcr-,
whats that you were whining? It's fun? *gunshot*. Anyone else??
All in all, the card game is just created to con money out of us, using the popular name
of ''World of Warcraft'', even though Blizzard has earned enough via its other products.
Warcraft has returned to screw us in the ass once more!! EVERYBODY GET ON
THE FLOOR NOW!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
But yeah, I do play it. So sue me.
Exams are right in front of me and I'm sipping my coffee, while having my SS textbook on
my lap(which I will get back to right after this). Why do us poor denizens of Earth
have to deal with this evil.... Thing... Called the ''O Level Examinations''. Oh god.. Why!!!! Why
did you do this to us!!! Especially on such a great month of gaming... Disgaea 2, Okami, Tales of
the abyss, Guitar hero II... AND MY NEWLY BOUGHT FREAKIN' FFXII WITH A
BRADYGAME'SGUIDE!!!! OMG T3- G0D IS L33T HAXXOR (Crazy... Astonishing...
Absolutely shocking...This guy is off his rocker.)
Monday, CH and EM P1... Just thinking of it makes me puke. Its just another day away!!!
Less than 25 hours and I will be sitting there, racking my brains... Hopefully I won't...
Ah well.. After that is freedom... Absolute freedom... The freedom to go out until my mom takes
out the kitchen knife... The freedom to work for cash and get my head screamed off by
the manager... The freedom to learn how to play the guitar, while achieving my secondary goal
of frustrating the teacher... And most importantly, the freedom to play games!!!!!
Just thinking of it makes me drool...(Eww..) 5 MONTHS!!!!!!5 MONTHS!!! 5 MONTHS!!!!
Oh my god... Totally awesome...
I seriously wonder at the reason for my existence... To take O lvls?? To play?? To f... Ah,
nevermind. First things first, back to my SS book which is on my lap for 15 mins.
10:30 AM
at the arcade. We noticed it at the same time. The words ''World of Warcraft TCG''
was smack right in front of us, forcing us into a state of panic.
Various thoughts were ''I CAN'T believe it!!'', ''HOLY SHIT!!''
''This is so AWESOME!!'', etcetera.
What went through my particular mind was ''Oh god... This can't be happening...''
At that point of time, I actually WAS in a state of euphoria, proved by immediately going
to a certain hairy friend's house of absolutely no hair's worth and printing out 60(!)
pictures of fake cards. Tha 6 pages of white paper.Now, I fully understand that the ''game'' is
nice and all, with random fairies and whatnot, I now realize my folly
of buying the card game and ''forcing'' my merry band to follow suit.
First off, I deduced that the company invented this ''warcraft'' are money-grubbing
assholes. Here are some of their products.
Starcraft(that insanely popular RTS game that make player's eyes go goo-goo)
Diablo I and II+expansion(Oh jesus this RPG is so well-known that if you do not know this gay
game, you must have been living under a rock for the past... I don't know, 10 years??)
And finally, Warcraft. I'm not going to go into the other, more useless shitty garbage.
Warcraft. A household name every gamer and their mother knows about. Hell, even their
mother's mother(That will be their grandmother) knows about it, and play regularly with
their wrinkled and ill-stricken hands. Since 1994, Warcraft has taken the world by storm.
Those little pixeled characters running around screaming ''FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING
HORDE!!''(horde) and...Er... Oh nevermind, the alliance doesn't have any particularly
memorable warcry. They get slaughtered before they could whine for their mother.
Magical spells, nifty-looking swords are pass-and-parcel at that time, what with
Dungeons and Dragons and whatnot. Why did people enjoy looking at little pixled
characters, and ordering them to death?? Reason: These people needed
to escape the truth that they are actually miserable pieces of shit. And Blizzard
has kindly provided them a way to nirvana. Warcraft.
Multiple releases of the game ensued. Warcraft II and its expansion as well as
Warcraft III and its expansion. Thats a total of 5 games released for, including
expansions and the original. So shut up and die already. By the way, my definition
of a ''expansion'' is : a lousy way to prolong a existence of a shitty game that is
about to die a miserable death. So, I wouldn't want to count the expansions but
seeing that fanboys would kill me if I did not, I just had to. Yes, I admit that
the games were vastly improved on since the first game. However, that shitty
''RPG element'' in Warcraft deserves to be caught, whipped, roasted and
subsequently tossed in a pool of bubbling acid, and have its eyes gouged out.
Strategy games should remain as strategy games, and no I do not think that
a particular unit having a few measly skills should be called a hero.
We should call them ''Pussies that have graphically good but technically bad
skills and which die every now and than''. If I want to play a RPG, I would buy a
RPG GAME, but when I buy a strategy game, I want to play a STRATEGY
GAME.
When the fart of ''RPG elements'' was nearly gone, Blizzard HAD to go on and
publish it into a shitful box of sin, humbly called ''World of Warcraft''.
A Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game(MMORPG),
it has captured the hearts of nerds and idiots alike. Just in time, might I add.
This game was released in a time when MMORPGs appealed to freaks and
mentally-challenged people, and judging from the popular response, I think it
is safe to say that there are indeed more fools than smart people.
What, playing with your nerdy self is not enough. You HAVE TO play with
other nerdy, and stupid people. I shitted myself at the awesomeness of
MMORPGs.
All MMORPGs are the same. Mages will have firebolt(Trust me. I stupidly played
MMORPGs before). Warriors will wield their sword like a maniac. Rogues will
be emo and no one likes emo. Fact: ALL MMORPGs(God I hate typing this)
are the SAME!!Differences are only on graphics and other technical stuff.
Whats worse, another similarity is that they CHARGE YOU MONTHLY
to play with other nerds. Blood pressure. Rising. Nonstop.
Millions around the world paid money to play with other nerds in
World of Warcraft. But no, Blizzard feels that they should mercilessly rape the
name of Warcraft, and announced another expansion for the MMORPG.
Nonono, its still not enough, they said. We have to release a CARD GAME to milk
all the money of our customers. I know, a pimpled-employee said, we could
force them to buy it as it will have super rare ''loot cards'' to supplement
their already foolish online addiction which has like a million to one chances of
getting it. And thus, a card game was born to cheat the money out
of their faithful consumers. The card game is mutilating the name of warcr-,
whats that you were whining? It's fun? *gunshot*. Anyone else??
All in all, the card game is just created to con money out of us, using the popular name
of ''World of Warcraft'', even though Blizzard has earned enough via its other products.
Warcraft has returned to screw us in the ass once more!! EVERYBODY GET ON
THE FLOOR NOW!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
But yeah, I do play it. So sue me.
juz a loner-`< ...and stuff>
Sunday, November 05, 2006
3:30 AM
Exams are right in front of me and I'm sipping my coffee, while having my SS textbook on
my lap(which I will get back to right after this). Why do us poor denizens of Earth
have to deal with this evil.... Thing... Called the ''O Level Examinations''. Oh god.. Why!!!! Why
did you do this to us!!! Especially on such a great month of gaming... Disgaea 2, Okami, Tales of
the abyss, Guitar hero II... AND MY NEWLY BOUGHT FREAKIN' FFXII WITH A
BRADYGAME'SGUIDE!!!! OMG T3- G0D IS L33T HAXXOR (Crazy... Astonishing...
Absolutely shocking...This guy is off his rocker.)
Monday, CH and EM P1... Just thinking of it makes me puke. Its just another day away!!!
Less than 25 hours and I will be sitting there, racking my brains... Hopefully I won't...
Ah well.. After that is freedom... Absolute freedom... The freedom to go out until my mom takes
out the kitchen knife... The freedom to work for cash and get my head screamed off by
the manager... The freedom to learn how to play the guitar, while achieving my secondary goal
of frustrating the teacher... And most importantly, the freedom to play games!!!!!
Just thinking of it makes me drool...(Eww..) 5 MONTHS!!!!!!5 MONTHS!!! 5 MONTHS!!!!
Oh my god... Totally awesome...
I seriously wonder at the reason for my existence... To take O lvls?? To play?? To f... Ah,
nevermind. First things first, back to my SS book which is on my lap for 15 mins.
juz a loner-`< ...and stuff>
Name:Alex
Vampiric(What other people call me anyway...)
Singaporean
Loves young adults fiction,
idiotic flash movies and... stuff.
Personality is idiotic, random and ...
well... stuff
WISHES
Finish O level Examinations ASAP and to get good grades
and... stuff
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